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Old 19th October 2017, 05:47
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A lesbian slept with 13 women in one night and suddenly died.
At her autopsy it was discovered she had died from a crack overdose.
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Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”
Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”
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The class is having a guessing game and the teacher asks, “OK, what do you call someone who keeps on talking even though nobody else is interested anymore?”
Little Johnny shouts eagerly, “A teacher!”
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Old 20th October 2017, 20:29
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?

















A: Firetruck.
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A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice



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A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
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Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
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